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Toronto has fought the good fight, but let’s be real—the raccoons have won. 

Inspired by The Toronto Star’s iconic article, "How Toronto Lost Its 100-Year War with Raccoons," this ultra-soft crewneck is a badge of honour for every Torontonian who’s ever had their green bin raided, locked eyes with a fearless trash panda, or simply embraced our city’s raccoon supremacy.

Why You Need This Crewneck:

• Soft as a Raccoon's Belly – Made from premium cotton fleece for peak coziness.
• Exclusive Raccoon Design – A cheeky nod to the furry masterminds who rule our alleyways.
• Instant Toronto Cred – Wear it and watch fellow city dwellers nod in approval.
• Perfect for Layering – Because Toronto weather is as unpredictable as a raccoon in daylight.

Own a Piece of Toronto’s History

Raccoons may have conquered the city, but at least you can conquer sweater weather in style. Limited edition – get yours before they’re all scavenged away!